Author Archives: Melanie

Here is a list of things that I could not work out how to operate when we first moved in: 1. The oven 2. The grill 3. The door locks 4. The upstairs windows 5. The downstairs windows (totally separate issue) … Continue reading →

I should really start doing credits for my blog post titles.  Most of them are ripped off from song lyrics or books. Well, that’s the internet for you. Not the dessert penises one though.  That was all mine. Aaaaanyhoo…. When … Continue reading →